Thursday 7 January 2016

The Hypochondriac

When Cyril, one of the world’s greatest hypochondriacs, bumped into his doctor one day at the supermarket, he exclaimed, “Doc! I’ve been meaning to tell you. Remember those voices I kept on hearing in my head? I haven’t heard them in over a week!”

And his doctor exclaimed, “Wow! What wonderful news Cyril! I’m so happy for you!” But dismal looking Cyril asked, “Wonderful? There’s nothing wonderful about it. I’m afraid my hearing is starting to go now.”

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