First Day On The Job

David grabbed his suitcase off the luggage carousel and headed outside to hail a taxi. A taxi promptly picked him up and they were on their way. Twenty minutes into the ride David had a question for the taxi driver, so he tapped the driver on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me sir.” The taxi driver screamed “AHHHH HHH,” swerving the taxi across three lanes of traffic finally stopping the car on the opposite shoulder. “What the heck was that all about?” demanded David thoroughly shaken. The taxi driver wiped his brow and said, “I’m sorry sir. This is my first day on the job. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last fifty years!”