Sunday 25 October 2015

What We Love

One day, when a tour bus driver was driving his bus full of senior citizens down a highway, a little old lady tapped him on his shoulder and offered him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munched up. After approximately 15 minutes later, she tapped him on his shoulder again and handed him another handful of almonds. She repeated this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time, the tour bus driver asked the little old lady, “Why don't you eat the almonds yourselves?” Whereupon she replied, “It is not possible because of our old teeth. We are not able to chew them.” Puzzled, the tour bus driver asked, "Why do you buy them then?" And the old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them.”

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