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When John entered a bus, saw this pretty young nun, he immediately sat next to her. After a few moments, he started to plead, "You are so attractive and I must have sex with you." But the nun replied, "No, I'm married to God." She then stood up and got off the bus, at the next stop. Devastated, John decided to get off at the next two stops. While getting off, the bus driver who had overheard his conversation with the nun said, "I can tell you how to get to make love with her!" Excitedly, John said, "Really?” And the bus driver responded, "Yeah. She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that glowing powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be an Angel."

John promised to give it a try. So, on the next Tuesday night, he arrived at the cemetery dressed as suggested. And on seeing the nun, he said, "I am an Angel. God has directed me to make love with you." The nun agreed without hesitation, but begged him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she was desperate not to lose her virginity. The man agreed and promptly had his wicked way with her. This was the best sex he had ever had. After finishing, he jumped up, threw back his hood with a flourish and laughed happily, "Ha-ha! Surprise surprise, I am the man from the bus!" And the nun replied, "Ha-ha! Surprise surprise, I am the bus driver!"