Saturday 3 October 2015

How To Test Her Hearing Loss

While getting a checkup, a man told his doctor that he thinks his wife was losing her hearing. The doctor said, "You should do a simple test. Stand about 15 feet behind your wife and say, “Honey? Move 3 feet closer and do it again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds." Remember how close you were when she gives you an answer. That will help me know how bad her hearing loss is.

About a month later the same guy is at the doctor again and the doctor asked, "Well, did you do that experiment with your wife's hearing?” And the man replied, "Yes, I did." And the doctor asked, "How close did you get before she answered?" And the man said, "Well, by the time I got about 3 feet away she just turned around and said, "For the FIFTH TIME, WHAT???"

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