When a cop saw the staggering man walking out of the bar
towards the parking lot, he gleefully thought, “I’ll just wait until he pulls
out and then I’ll pull him over for drunk driving.” There was no doubt about
it, the man was as drunk as could be. After tripping over a rock and dusting
himself off, he slowly made his way towards his car swaying every which
way. And after opening the passenger
side door by mistake, he finally opened the right door and sat down heavily in
the driver’s seat. But after dosing off for a few minutes he seemed to awake
out of his drunken slumber and slowly put his keys in the ignition turning on
the car.
He barely started pulling out before the cop turned on his
sirens full blast and headed over to the car and said, “Alright buddy, get on
out and let me see you walk a straight line.” To the cops surprise the man easily
walked a straight line, and even passed the Breathalyzer test too. Then the positively
mystified cop asked, “How’d you get sober so quick?” The man responded with a
smile, “Get sober?” I am always sober. I was just distracting you so all my
drunken buddies could escape without you noticing!”
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