When a highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix, the doctors immediately operated and advised him that all
was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told
him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so
he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hairs were three wide strips
of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off. And
written in large red letters across the tape was the sentence, “Get well
quick..... From the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.”
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