When little Joseph went to spend weekend with his Grandparents,
his Granddad proudly took him on a tour of their farm. At the corals, little
Joseph asked, “Grandpa, what are they doing?” Grandpa explained, "That's a
bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on when they saw
horses, Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her,
too."
Later that night at supper, after everyone was seated and
grace has been said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please
serve the turkey?" Exasperatedly, little Joseph jumped up and yelled,
"If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!"
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