A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considered it, and agreed. The man reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny rat. He reached into his other pocket and pulled out a tiny piano. The rat stretched, cracked his knuckles, and proceeded to play the blues. The bartender poured the man a drink on the house and he the man put the rat and piano away. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first, agreed.
The man reached into his pockets again, and pulled out the tiny rat and tiny piano. The rat stretched, cracked his knuckles, and proceeded once more to play the blues. The man then reached into a third pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which began to sing along with the rat's music. While the man was enjoying his beverages, a stranger approached him and offered him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. But the man replied "Sorry, he's not for sale." The stranger increased the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. The man repeated, "No, he's not for sale." The stranger again increased the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agreed and handed the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. But when the bartender queried, "Are you insane, that frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" The man responded, "Don't worry about it! The frog was nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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