A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree, died and found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has decided to limit the number of people entering Heaven.
Anyone who can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, will be worthy enough to go to Heaven, but if I do know or can answer, will go to Hell." The philosopher then stepped forward and said,, "Okay, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of papers appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read them and concluded it was correct. And the Devil said, "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" The Devil again snapped of his finger, and another stack of papers appeared next to him. The mathematician read them and reluctantly agreed it was correct. Again the Devil said, "Then, go to Hell!" And with another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" And the Devil brought forward a chair. Then the idiot added, "Drill 7 holes on the seat." And the Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair, let out a very loud fart, stood up and asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." But the idiot said, "Wrong! It's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.
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