Monday 18 September 2017

Some Interesting Definitions

1.       Tears: Tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water-power.
2.       Yawn: A Yawn is the only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.
3.       Marriage: Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his Bachelor Degree, and a woman gains her Masters.
4.       Conference Room: A Conference Room is a place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
5.       School: A School is a place where parents pay and children play.
6.       Father: A Father is a Banker provided by Nature.
7.       Life Insurance: A Life Insurance is a contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.
8.       Nurse: A Nurse is a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
9.       Doctor: A doctor is one who holds your ills with pills, and kills you will bills.
10.   Boss: A boss is someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.
11.   Politician: A politician is one who shakes your hands before elections, and shakes your confidence thereafter.
12.   Criminal: A criminal is no different from the rest, except that he or she got caught.

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