A Bad Bet

While a husband and wife were both reading in bed, the husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, I’ll bet you can’t tell me something that would make me happy and sad at the same time.” And the wife asked, “What?” And the husband repeated, “I’ll bet you can’t tell me something that would make me happy and sad at the same time.” The wife then looked at him and said, “You have the biggest penis out of all your friends.”