The Uncanny Interview

When a reporter approached a man and said, "Excuse me! May I interview you?" The man replied, “Oh, yes!” And the reporter asked, “Name?” The man replied, “Saskamdul.” Then the reporter asked, “Sex?” The man replied, “Three to five times a week.” But the reporter said, “Oh, no! I mean male or female.” Then the man said, “Yes, male, female and sometimes camel.” The reporter exclaimed, “Holy cow!” The man then said, “Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.” Then the reporter asked, “But isn't that hostile?” And the man responded, “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.” Again the reporter exclaimed, “Oh dear!” And the man said, “No, no deer! Deer run too fast, and hard to catch!!”