Friday 30 June 2017

How He Had His Great Weekend

One Friday evening, an older white haired man with a beautiful young girl at his side walked into a jewellery store and said to the jeweller, “I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend.” The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "l don't think you understand, l want something very special!'' At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought out another ring. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000,'' the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ''We'll take it.''

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man responded, “By cheque. l know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds, and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.” On Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man and said, ''There's no money in that account!!'' The old man replied, ''Yes, I know! But I had a great weekend l had!!''

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