The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was
finally convinced that he was an alcoholic. At his family’s urging he went to
see a psychiatrist. After a lengthy consultation, the doctor sternly ordered
that hereafter, every time the patient got drunk he was to report his
transgression the very next day.
A few days later the patient staggered into the
psychiatrist’s office, and mumbled, “I wanna report that I wash drunk last
night.” And when the doctor screamed at him and said, “For heaven’s sake, man,
you’re drunk right now!” The patient replied, “Yeah I know. But I’m gonna
report this tomorrow.”
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