When a cop in a small town where everyone knew each other spotted
the town drunk walking down the street and looking like he was up to no good,
he then rolled down his window and said, “Hey! You are not heading for any
trouble, are you?” And the drunkard with a big smile responded, “No sir! I’m heading
to a lecture!” A lecture! Thought the cop incredulously, and at 1 am? This I
gotta see!
After following him for a few blocks the cop was surprised
to see him going into his own house. The cop then screamed out his window, “Hey,
I thought you were heading to a lecture?!” The drunkard just held up his index
finger and headed inside. Sure enough, within a minute the cop heard the
lecture loud and clear through the upstairs window, “JUST WHAT THE HELL WERE
YOU DOING OUT ALL THIS TIME YOU NASTY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING…”
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