Always Seek A Second Opinion

When Ben who had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years, eventually decided to go and see a Doctor, the Doctor said, “Ben, the good news is I can cure your headaches, and the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. And the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove your testicles.” Ben was shocked, depressed and wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife and the surgery cost him $15,000. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. 

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. Then he saw a Men's clothing store and thought, “That's what I need, a new Suit!” So he entered the shop and told the salesman, “I'd like a new Suit.” The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let's see, size 44 long.” And Ben laughed, “That's right. How did you know?” The Tailor replied, “Been in the business 60 years!” Ben tried on the suit it fitted perfectly. As Ben admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?” Ben thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.” The salesman eyed Ben and said, “Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.” Ben was surprised, “That's right. How did you know?” The Tailor again replied, “Been in the business 60 years.” Ben tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.

And as Ben walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, “How about some new Underwear?” Ben thought for a moment and said, “Sure.” And the salesman said, “Let's see, size 36.” Ben then laughed, “Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.” The salesman shook his head and said, “You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your Testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.”

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