1. You have two choices in life; you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
2. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" And the other woman responded, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
3. A lady inserted an advert in the classifieds, "Husband Wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing, "You can have mine!"
4. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
5. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
6. When a little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" His father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
7. A young son asked his father, "Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" The father replied, "That happens in every country, son."
8. And there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
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