When it was testimony time during one Sunday service, the pastor asked,
“May we have some testimonies, why you stopped drinking alcohol?" A lady
in the middle row stood up and said, “I had to stop drinking alcohol because of
my legs.” And when the pastor asked, “Why, do they swell so much you couldn’t
walk to Jesus?” The lady promptly replied, “Oh no! They open too quickly!!”
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