When a young lady returned from a date with her boyfriend, she went
straight to her father and said, “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to
me that I didn’t understand.” And the father asked, “What could that be, my
baby girl?” So the daughter told him, “He said that I have a beautiful chassis,
lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Immediately and sternly too, her father warned, “Tell your boyfriend
that if he ever opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his
dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and
he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.”
“And that is the way to go. Always keep an open line of communication
with your children.”
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