Unsurpassed Stress Level

When John’s wife Kate was in labour at home and was sure it was time to head to the hospital, his stress level was at unsurpassed levels.  Breathing heavily, John grabbed the phone and called the doctor. “MY WIFE, SHE’S READY, SHOULD WE COME?”  The doctor tried to relax the poor fellow, “Just try to relax, now tell me how much time elapses between the contractions?”  SYLVIA! John screamed on the top of his lungs, “HOW MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN THE CONTRACTIONS? TEN MINUTES? OK, TEN MINUTES IN BETWEEN!” And the doctor asked, “Is this her first child?” John blasted, “NO YOU STUPID NITWIT, THIS IS HER HUSBAND!”