Saturday, 3 September 2016

The Shame Of A Nation

While Nigeria is exporting religion, India is exporting cars. The biggest country that the United Kingdom colonized in Asia is India (which then comprised the present Pakistan and Bangladesh).When the UK came into Nigeria and India, like all other countries they colonized, they brought along their technology, religion (Christianity), and culture: names, dressing, food, and language, among others. Try as hard as the British did, India rejected the British religion, names, dressing, food, and even language, but they did not reject the British technology. Today, 80.5 per cent of Indians are Hindus; 13.4 per cent Muslims; 2.3 per cent Christians; 1.9 per cent Sikhs; 0.8 per cent Buddhists, among others.
 
Hindi is the official language of the government of India, but English is used extensively in business and administration and has the status of a “subsidiary official language.” Interestingly, it is rare to find an Indian with an English name or dressed in suit. On the other hand, Nigeria embraced, to a large extent, the British religion, British culture – names, dressing, foods, and language – but, ironically, rejected the British technology.
 
The difference between the Nigerian and the Indian experiences is that while India is proud of its heritage, Nigeria takes little pride in its own heritage, a situation that has affected the nationalism of Nigerians and our development as a nation. Before the advent of Christianity, the Arabs had brought Islam into Nigeria through the North. Islam also wiped away much of the culture of Northern Nigeria. Today, the North has only Sharia courts but no Customary courts.
 
So from the North to the South of Nigeria, the Western World and the Eastern World have shaped our lives to be like theirs and we have lost much or all of our identity.Long after the Whites and Arabs left Nigeria, Nigeria has waxed strong in religion to the extent that Nigerians now set up branches of their home-grown churches in Europe, the Americas, Asia and other African countries.
 
Just like the Whites brought the gospel to us, Nigerians now take the gospel back to the Whites. In Islam, we are also very vibrant to the extent that if there is a blasphemous comment against Islam in Denmark or the US, even if there is no violent reaction in Saudi Arabia, the Islamic headquarters of the world, there will be loss of lives and destruction of property in Nigeria. If the United Arab Emirates, a country with 75 per cent Muslims, is erecting the tallest building in the world and encouraging the world to come and invest in its territory by providing a friendly environment, Boko Haram ensures that the economy of the North (and by extension that of Nigeria) is crippled with bombs and bullets unless every Nigerian converts to Boko Haram’s brand of Islam.
 
We are indeed a very religious people. Meanwhile, as we are building the biggest churches and mosques, the Indians, South Africans, Chinese, Europeans and Americans have taken over our key markets: telecoms, satellite TV, multinationals, banking, oil and gas, automobile, aviation, and hospitality industries among others.Ironically, despite our exploits in religion, we are a people with little godliness, a people without scruples. It is rare to do business with a Nigerian pastor, deacon, knight, elder, brother, sister, imam, mullah, mallam, alhaji or alhaja without the person laying landmines of bribes and deception on your path. We call it PR, facilitation fee, processing fee, transport money, financial engineering, deal, or whatever. But if it does not change hands, no show. And when it is amassed, we say it is “God’s blessings.”
 
Some people assume that sleaze is a problem of public functionaries, but the private sector seems to be worse than the public sector these days.One would have assumed that the more churches and mosques that spring up in every nook and cranny of Nigeria, the higher the morals in our society. But it is not so. The situation is that the more religious we get, the baser we become. Our land never knew the type of bloodshed experienced from religious extremists, political desperadoes, ritual killers, armed robbers, kidnappers, internet scammers, university cultists, and lynch mobs.
 
Life has become so cheap and brutish that everyday seems to be a bonanza.We import petrol even when we have crude oil in abundance. We also import rice and beans that our land can produce in abundance. We even import toothpicks that primary school children can produce with little or no effort. Yet, we drive the best of cars and live in the best of edifices, visit the best places in the world for holidays and use the most expensive electronic and telecoms gadgets. It is now a sign of poverty for a Nigerian to ride a saloon car.
 
Four-wheel drive vehicles are the in thing. Even government officials, who were known to use only Peugeot products as official cars as a sign of modesty, have upgraded to Toyota Prado as official vehicle without any iota of shame, in a country where about 70 per cent live below poverty line. Private jets have become as common as cars. A nation that imports toothpicks and pins flaunts wealth and wallows in ostentation at a time its children are trooping to Ghana, South Africa and the UK for university education and its sick people are running to India for treatment.India produces automobile and exports it to the world.
 
India’s medical care is second to none, with even Americans and Europeans travelling to the country for medical treatment. India has joined the nuclear powers nations. India has launched a successful mission to the moon. Yet bicycles and tricycles are common sights in India. But in Nigeria, only the wretched of the earth ride bicycles.I have intentionally chosen to compare Nigeria with India rather than China, South Korea, Brazil, Malaysia, or Singapore, because of the similarities between India and Nigeria.
 
But these countries were not as promising as Nigeria at the time of our independence.Some would say that our undoing is our size: the 2012 United Nations estimate puts Nigeria’s population at 166 million, while India has a population of 1.2 billion. Some would blame it on the multiplicity of ethnic groups: we have 250 ethnic groups, India has more than 2,000.
 
Some would hang it on the diversity in religion: we have two major religions — Christianity and Islam; but India has many. Some would say it is because we are young as an independent nation: we have 52 years of independence; India has 65 years. Apartheid ended in South Africa only in 1994.I am a Christian, and nothing can change me from Christianity. But I think that our country is daily sinking into religiosity to the detriment of godliness. Our land is sick and needs healing.
 
“If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves, and pray and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land” is still a saying that is germane to our current situation. We need more godliness than religion; more work and less of hope; and more action and less of words.
 
Let everyone tidy up his or her corner first and demand fervently that our leaders tidy their areas of governance. Our nation is degenerating at a fast pace and we need to save it now or it may be too late.

Friday, 2 September 2016

When Teeth Will Be Provided

Thursday, 1 September 2016

The Interrupted Sermon

Wednesday, 31 August 2016

The Most Important Days

 While it is true that one day is as important as the other, I believe that the three consecutive days of yesterday, today and tomorrow are the most important. I appreciate these three days more as useful tools; as yesterday being history that can't be changed, you can’t enjoy and use any presumed reality of today, if you fail to appreciate the tutelage of yesterday. Therefore, we must appreciate that our experiences and lessons of yesterday, form the foundation upon which today that is a product of yesterday has been built. So, use the experiences and lessons of yesterday to effectively manage and enjoy the realities of today.
 
And as today becomes the yesterday of tomorrow, tomorrow ceases to be as much a mystery as would be perceived. For he who fails to plan, has planned to fail. So, never forget your yesterday which has become your great teacher because you can now build on your experiences of yesterday to produce a better today, which will become your tomorrow; to create an almost mystery-free tomorrow.

Tuesday, 30 August 2016

Confident And Confidential

While in the garden, little James walked up to his father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?” His father smiled mischievously and said, “Let me put it in a nutshell. You are my son. Of that, I am confident. And Peter your friend next door, is also my son. That is confidential.” 

Monday, 29 August 2016

The Change Of Plan

One day while a young man and his wife were in their bedroom having sex and a bee suddenly flew into the bedroom, the husband quickly withdrew and tried to chase away or kill the bee. But before the young lady could close her parted legs, the bee entered her vagina. She started screaming, "Oh my God! Help me! The bee has entered my vagina!" The husband immediately rushed her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor then said, "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the tip of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina.”

While the husband nodded and gave his approval, his wife said, "Yes, yes, whatever. Just get on with it." So the doctor after covering the tip of his penis with honey inserted it into the young lady's vagina. And after a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has taken notice of the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So he went deeper and deeper. After a while when the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed, she began to quiver with excitement, moaning and groaning aloud. And as the doctor concentrated and looking like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. At this point, the husband suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now, wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor still continued and replied, "Change of plan! I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

Sunday, 28 August 2016

Daily Devotion

May we be granted the strength to accept, appreciate and be thankful for the things that we cannot change, the courage and wisdom to change the things that we can, and the wisdom to know and appreciate the difference.

May the sun bring us new energy by day, the moon softly restore us by night, the rain wash away our worries, the breeze blow new strength into our being especially during the times of trials and stress; as we walk gently through the world and appreciating its beauty all the days of our lives