A really pissed single mother asked her daughter, “Lola, are you going
to tell me the truth about how you got pregnant, or am I going to beat it out
of you?” And Lola said, “Mum, honest! It was an accident!!” And the mother
screamed angrily, “Accident! You mean you were crossing the road and a penis
suddenly appeared from nowhere and eventually hit you?” At this point, a
sobbing Lola said, “Mum, it wasn’t like that! I tripped, fell and accidentally landed
on an erect penis!!”
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