When a drunk staggered out of a bar and bumped into two priests, he looked
over the first priest and said, "Hey dude, I'm Jesus Christ!" And the
priest said, "No son, you're not." So the drunk turned to the second
priest and said, "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!" And when the second priest also
said, "No son, you're not." The drunk had had enough and said,
"Here, I'll prove it to you. Just follow me" He walked back into the
bar with both priests and the bartender looked up, saw the drunk and exclaimed,
"Jesus Christ! You're back AGAIN!!"
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