One Sunday morning when Satan appeared before a small town congregation,
everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for
an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. And when Satan walked up to the man and
asked, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, I sure
do." Then Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" And the man
replied, "Nope, I sure aren’t!" Perturbed, Satan then asked,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?" And the man calmly replied, "I
have been married to your sister for over 40 years."
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