Monday, 8 May 2017

A New Advance Payment

Last Saturday when I answered my phone with my usual, “Happy morning and welcome to a beautiful weekend,” my caller interrupted, “Not a happy morning, and there won’t be a beautiful weekend, not with what I went through last night. What is the world turning into? I have heard of the send me credit card syndrome, but I never thought it would go this far. I don’t mind paying in advance, as long as I have the option to negotiate such or any payments. At this rate, the death of dating may not be too far away.” So I said, “Brother, please calm down and tell me all about it.”

And he said, “Last night, I made the mistake of taking my new date to this nice restaurant. And immediately we got seated, she virtually grabbed the menu as it was being presented and ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu. She ordered a choice Wine, Prawns Cocktail in Avocado, Lobster in Garlic Sauce, and Mixed Vegetables.” So I asked, “And what did you do?” And he replied, “I wisely and drastically scaled down my own order, to avoid any embarrassment. And during the course of the dinner, I asked if she eats like this in her father’s house.” And she replied, “Oh no! My father doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.”

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