Japanese Sex

When a Japanese couple was arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex, the husband said, “Sukitaki. Mojitaka!” And the wife replied, “Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!” But the husband retorted, “Toka a anji rodi roumi jakoo!” Then the wife went on her knees, literally begging and pleaded, “Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji!” But the husband shouted angrily, “Na miaou kina Tim kouji!”

I can’t believe you are sitting there trying to read this, when you don’t even know a word of Japanese! You will read anything, as long as it’s about sex. Sometimes, I worry so much about you, you know! Have a blessed and restful weekend.