When a policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he
had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition, and was asked, "What
are you going to do with the money?" He quickly answered, "Well, I
guess I'm going to get a driver’s license.”
Un-solicitously, a woman in the passenger seat said, "Oh
officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." Then
the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen
car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said,
"Are we over the border yet?"
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