How Would You Have Scored This Student?

In a recent examination, a student gave the following answers:

Question 1: In which battle did Napoleon die?

Answer: His last battle.

Question 2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: At the bottom of the page.

Question 3: River Ravi flows in which state?

Answer: Liquid state.

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Question 4: What is the main reason for divorce?

Answer: Marriage.

Question 5: What is the main reason for failure?

Answer: Exams.

Question 6: What can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer: Lunch and dinner

Question 7: What looks like half an apple?

Answer: The other half.

Question 8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

Answer: Wet.

Question 9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Answer: No problem, he sleeps at night.

Question 10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

Answer: You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Question 11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

Answer: Very large hands

Question 12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

Answer: No time at all, the wall is already built.

Question 13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Answer: Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.