When a couple, who were
both well into their 80's, went to a Sex Therapist's office, the doctor asked, “What
can I do for you today?” The man replied, “Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?” With both eyebrows raised, but amazed that such an elderly couple,
was asking for sexual advice, the doctor agreed. When the couple finished, the
doctor said, “There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse” He thanked them for coming, wished them good luck, charged them
$50 and bade them good bye.
The next week, the same couple returned and asked the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist was a bit puzzled, but agreed. This
happened several weeks in a row. Each time, the couple would make an
appointment have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally,
after 3 months of this routine, the doctor said, “I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?”
The man responded, “We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married, so we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my
house. The Holiday Inn charge $98. The Hilton charge $139. We do it here for
$50. And best of all, Medicare pays $43 of it.”
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