When on a recent flight, a plane passed through a severe
storm, the turbulence was awful. And things began to go from bad to worse when
one wing was struck by lightning. One woman in particular lost it, stood up in
the front of the plane and wailed, "I'm too young to die.” Then she yelled,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?"
For a moment, there was complete silence. Everyone forgot their
own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in front of the
plane. Just then, a gorgeous, tall and well-built brother stood up in the rear
of the plane and started to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one
button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt to reveal the rippled muscles
across his chest. And the woman gasped. He then whispered, "Iron this, and
get me something to eat fast."
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