A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it
reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over
the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather
ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now
sit back and relax---OH MY...!"
Then silence. Soon, the captain came back on the intercom
and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier but
while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of very hot coffee
and she spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A
passenger in Economy class said, "That's nothing. He should see the back
of mine."
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