After an elderly lady had finished her shopping and returned
to the parking lot, she found four men in her car. She dropped her shopping
bags and drew her handgun, screamed at the top of her voice and said, “I know
how to use this thing. And I will use it, if required. So get out of the car.”
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation, but got out and ran
like mad, whereupon the lady loaded her shopping bags into the back of the car
and got into the driver's seat.
But her key wouldn't fit the ignition because her car,
identical to the one she was in, was parked four or five spaces farther down.
She then loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station. The
officer to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and
pointed to the far end of the counter, where four men were reporting a
carjacking by a mad elderly woman. No charges were filed.
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