While laying, on his deathbed in his bedroom, a lawyer called
to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible. Being a
religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it.
As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched
it from her and began quickly scanning the pages, his eyes darting left and
right. And when his wife curiously asked, "Honey, what are you doing?"
He shouted, "I'm looking for loopholes!"
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