Welcome To Some Of Robert Mugabe's Quotes

1. It is hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

2. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

3. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

4. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each other’s private parts but cannot touch each other’s phones because they’re private”

5. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real.

6. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

7. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

8. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

9. What is the problem? We now have aero planes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

10. Mr. Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr. Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

11. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

12. Girls legs are like rumours, they spread anyhow!

13. Ladies are not being fair to we men! They cannot last 5 minutes on the field, but expect we men to last 2 hours in bed!