One fateful day, a Jewish daughter said to her mother, “Mum,
I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now
the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent
piece."
Her mother looked at her critically and said, "You're
married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You
drive a $250,000 Ferrari! You get $2,000 a week allowance! You take 6 vacations
a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
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