A group of friends while on a night out and discussing life
and living in general, the first guy said, "I never appreciated what
happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!" When the
cheering died down, a second guy said, “Now I believe that love is one long
sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. And when I held my woman's hand
before marriage, it was love; but when I now do hold her hand after marriage,
it is self-defense.”
After they had refilled their drinks, a third guy said, “When
a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks
happy, we wonder why.” And the forth guy said, “Before I got married, I had
said I would go through hell for her. And I got married now I am going through
hell.” Then the fifth guy countered, “Guys! Guys!! Wait a minute. If women are
this bad, why are we always chasing after them?” And the first guy responded, “Because
we can live without most things, but we can’t really live without our missing
ribs.”
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