When a man took his wife to a cattle show and started
heading down the alley that housed all the bulls, the sign on the first stall
stated, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turned to her husband
and said, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn't that nice?" At the next stall,
the sign stated, “This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife again turned
to her husband and said, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5
times a month. You could learn from this one.”
And when they got to the last stall, the sign stated, “This
bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife's jaw dropped, and she exclaimed,
"WOW! He mated 365 times last year! That is ONCE A DAY! You could really
learn from this one!" And in annoyance, her husband turned to her and said,
“Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.”
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