A mortician working in a country morgue, who thought he had
seen it all, was amazed while examining the remains of a Mr. James, before
being released for cremation. As he examined the body, he was startled when he
beheld the longest penis he had ever seen. So he said under his breath,
"I'm sorry Mr. James! But I can't send you off to be cremated with a
tremendously huge penis like this! It has to be saved for posterity!"
With that thought, the mortician used his tools to remove
the dead man's penis, stuffed it into a briefcase and took it home. As soon as
he arrived home, he excitedly summoned his wife and said, "Honey, I have
something to show you that you won't believe." He then opened up his
briefcase, and showed her the content. His wife exclaimed, "Oh my God!
James is dead!"
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