When a Christian family invited their parish priest to help
cast out the demon which had possessed the head of their family, he came with
his band of prayer warriors. As soon as they arrived and started to chant and
pray, the demon became violent. The louder they prayed, the more violent the
demon became. So, the pastor resorted to speaking in tongues, and asked the
demon, “What do you want with this man?” And the demon replied, “I’m preparing
him for the post of petroleum minister.”
Immediately, the pastor lowered his voice and asked, “May I
make a deal with you?” And the demon replied, “Sure, you can as usual.” The
pastor then commanded, “Instead of casting you into the swine, come into me.”
The pastor is now wearing a permanent straight jacket, in a mental home.
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