When a man died and went to The Judgment, they told him,
“Before you meet with God, you should know that we’ve looked over your life,
and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re
not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can
help us make a decision?”
The newly arrived soul then thought for a moment and
replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being
harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to
the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through
his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had
better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!” Then they
chorused, “Wow that’s impressive! When did this happen?” The newly arrived soul
responded, “About three minutes ago.”
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