Being Unique: Always remember you’re unique, just like
everyone else.
Loud Music: If the music’s too loud, you’re too old.
Luck: I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Nursing Home: Be nice to your children, they will be
choosing your nursing home.
The pessimist: The pessimist may be right in the long run,
but the optimist has a better time during the trip.
Patience: Dear GOD, please help me have patience, and make
it quick!
The Bachelors: A recent study showed that men who are
married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
Time: Time, is the best Teacher. The only problem is it
kills all of its students.
The Final Solution: When everything else fails, try the
directions.
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