Brothers, Be Warned!

Brothers are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of them-selves and become irrational when sexually aroused, especially when the opposite sex is in sight; they literally start thinking with their joysticks. For your own safety, stop offering your joystick to strangers (prostitutes, one night stands, etc) for mouth-actions. Stop risking your life for just a few minutes of ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story the other day, and I think everyone should learn from this story. The victim, a final year student in one of our tertiary institutions, invited a girl he met on one of the social networks. Around 1am, his hostel mates were woken by a loud scream from the victim’s room. After several knocks on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were met with a shocking sight of the victim Unclad in a pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And within a few feet from him, was the girl also unclad and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signified that she was having an epileptic seizure. She may have been giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having a rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow down, before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for periods, ranging from minutes to hours. Have you ever considered, if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS, epilepsy is not written on the face. That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy. “Be Warned.”