Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: I think I’d rather have the money!
Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman: Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
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