When A Miracle Doctor Came To Town

One day, a new miracle doctor who claims he could cure anything and anybody, came to town. And everyone was amazed, everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town’s grouch, who went to this 'miracle doctor', to prove that he wasn't, anybody special. So he told the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing', so what are you going to do?"

The doctor scratched his head and mumbled to himself a little, then told Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43." And Mr. Smith wondered, “Jar number 43?” So the doctor brought the jar and told Mr. Smith to taste it. He tasted it and immediately spat it out and yelled, "This is gross!" And the doctor said, "I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Smith."

So Mr. Smith went home very mad. One month later, Mr. Smith went back to the doctor along with a new problem and said, "Doc, I can't remember!" Thinking he got the doctor, the doctor scratched his head and mumbled to himself a little and told Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43..." Before the doctor finished his sentence, Mr. Smith fled the office.