What Do You Have On?

A busty lady with a low-neck sleeveless dress walked into a bar and sat next to a guy. After a while, when the lady realized that the guy had his gaze blessedly fixed on her cleavage, she exclaimed, “My! You sure smell great! What do you have on?” Though startled, the guy quickly composed himself and replied, “I have a hard-on. But I didn’t know you could smell it.”