And The Drunkard Prayed

Right before going to sleep one night, Thomas the town drunkard was at his wit’s end, when it finally donned on him that he had no money to buy even the barest necessities for his family. So, with an emotion laden voice, he prayed. “Dear Father and Mother God, please, all I’m asking for is some food to put on the table, NOTHING else! The booze I’ll buy myself.”