When a man walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had, he replied, "I got shingles." The
receptionist said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical
insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him
what he had. He said, "I got shingles." So she took down his height,
weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown
and wait in the examining room." And when half hour later a nurse came in
and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles." She gave him a
blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait
for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles." The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination,
and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find
shingles anywhere.” The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where
do you want them?"
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