A guy got home early from work and heard strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushed upstairs and found his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting. In panic, he asked, “What's up?” And his wife cried, “I'm
having a heart spasm.” He immediately rushed downstairs, grabbed the phone, but
just as he was dialing, his four-year-old son came in and exclaimed, “Daddy!
Daddy! Uncle Francis is hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!”
The guy slammed the phone down and stormed upstairs, into
the bedroom, past his screaming wife and ripped open the wardrobe door. Sure
enough, there was his brother, totally naked, and cowering on the wardrobe
floor. And the husband yelled, “You jerk! My wife is there having a heart spasm
and you're running around with no clothes on, scaring the kids!”
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