During one evening church service, a wife decided that it
was time to stop her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her hat pin
and decided she would poke him every time he fell asleep. Right about the first
time he fell asleep, the preacher asked, "And who created the
Universe?" The wife poked her husband and he awoke and yelled, "My
God!"
The second time he fell asleep, the preacher asked,
"And who died on the cross for you?" She poked her husband again, and
he screamed, "Jesus Christ!" The third time, the Preacher asked,
"And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" And
when the wife poked her husband again, he jumped up and yelled, "By God,
if you poke me with that thing one more time, I am going to break it OFF!"
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